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Comedy from another world

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Watching Bobcat Goldthwait do his sets this month at my downtown venue gave me a nice nostalgia buzz, not just for him, but for a whole set of comics from a bygone era. Bobcat was good, if a little tamed. But the signature voice was there: a loud rasp that seemed to come from a deeper part of himself that most of us would want to admit to.

I remember a time in comedy when stand-ups didn’t try to pretend they were “regular guys.” They were weird, wired and out there. The experiences they talked about and the personas they adopted were from another planet, one that astronomers hadn’t discovered yet. Bobcat was one of these surreal comedians, but so was Gilbert Gottfried and Emo Philips. They all became my friends. I adored their strangeness, and for a while, they were the hottest thing in comedy.

Gottfried was the first, the strangest and, against all odds, became the most successful. When my assistant saw him in New York, she immediately booked him at my club, even though she had no right to do so. “If he isn’t exactly what you’ve been looking for, you can fire me,” she said confidently, and she was right. Every night for a week, I watched a man completely lost in his own, dark, magical world, screaming and braying like a manic Jewish donkey.

It was his first time out of New York. He wouldn’t leave his hotel room and needed an escort to get the six blocks to the club. In Ottawa, I took him to an after-hours club where he sat at the bar and talked to a dog for two hours, never breaking character. It was either a magnificent piece of performance art or a complete psychotic break. Gilbert eventually became famous as a cartoon voice, of all things, and as a regular on the wheezy Hollywood Squares.

Emo Philips has been called the best joke writer in America, and for good reason: he is. There was a moment in the early ’80s when his cerebral approach to surreal comedy was catnip to the university-educated crowds at comedy clubs. References to philosophy, religion and art were central to Emo’s material, and they still are.

In the beginning, Emo wore a ridiculous pageboy haircut; thrift shop, mismatched plaids; and carried a trombone onstage that he never used. His bizarre sing-song voice was high-pitched and basslike at the same time. His relationship to Judy Tenuta, another surreal comic who wore a prom dress and played an accordion, only enhanced the oddball image. Offstage, Emo was a polite, almost courtly gentleman who liked to go hiking and discuss obscure theological tracts. Emo’s career never seemed to evolve past live performance, which is a shame. He wrote and directed a short film that eventually became Meet the Fockers, although Emo was not included in the commercial version of the product.

I’ve always been an Emo loyalist; in fact, he’s playing the downtown Yuk Yuk’s the week of May 12. And back to Bobcat, who’s become a filmmaker and has two amazing films to his credit. Sleeping Dogs Lie and World’s Greatest Dad are dark, independent films that have wonderfully offensive premises but are brilliantly constructed screwball comedies.

And any time you get a chance to see Goldthwait, Gottfried or Philips, you should — three comics who were always different and proud of it.

Post City Magazines’ humour columnist, Mark Breslin, is the founder of Yuk Yuk’s comedy clubs and the author of several books, including Control Freaked.

Residents question uses of proposed place of worship

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Bayview Glen residents are objecting to plans for a two-storey place of worship at 378 Steeles Ave. E., west of Laureleaf Road. To replace the single detached dwelling currently on the site, the applicant requires a zoning bylaw amendment as well as site plan approval. Complicating the matter is the concern that Tai Chi classes, with the goal of health and fitness, will be the main use, rather than a place of worship.

At the last public meeting, town planning staff responded to this, noting that the facilities would be used for religious purposes, as per the applicant’s Canada Revenue Agency designation. Residents, however, are not convinced. The Fung Loy Kok Institute of Taoism is the stated applicant. But the Taoist Tai Chi Society of Canada, which the preliminary staff report states will provide the Tai Chi component at the facility, is registered with the Canada Revenue Agency as a charitable organization dedicated to the promotion and protection of health. The society’s website identifies the groups as sister organizations.

Toinette Bezant, spokesperson for the Bayview Glen Residents Association, would like to see the application resubmitted to name both groups and to clarify their roles and activities. She feels that the primary use would be that of fitness-based Tai Chi classes, based on what she has observed of a Dickson Hill Road location. Town of Markham Bylaw Enforcement was expected to look into the activity at this facility.

Adam Brown, a solicitor for the Fung Loy Kok Institute, stressed that Tai Chi is integral to the Taoist religion, which is aimed at cultivating the mind and body.

“People seem to want to create a distinction where there is none,” he said. Classes will not be available to the public, only Taoists, he explained.

“I’m somewhat shocked by some of the comments,” Brown said. “Staff had confirmed a long time ago the extent of the use.”

In the event that the application is approved, the preliminary town staff report recommends including specific clauses in the zoning bylaw amendment to restrict uses to that of a place of worship, and appropriate accessory uses.

However, residents recall earlier infractions at the site, including building without a permit, that prompted legal action by the Town.

The Fung Loy Kok Institute originally applied to renovate the existing dwelling. Based on the feedback from residents, it went back and worked with staff to come up with the latest plans. Beyond the issue of use, Bezant feels the proposal is incompatible with the neighbourhood.

“It’s not suitable to convert a single residential property into a place of worship,” she said. Local councillor Valerie Burke echoed her view, saying that the plans would represent overdevelopment in the area.

“It’s cantilevered on stilts to accommodate the parking,” she explained.

In the town of Markham, religious institutions are held to the highest level of parking standards. The Fung Loy Kok Institute does not anticipate more than 15 to 20 people attending the building at any one time. Its plans provide for 30 parking spaces.

“We have more parking than I’ve seen on any religious facility I’ve dealt with in the province of Ontario,” Brown said. With respect to size, he noted that the site is located on Steeles Avenue. Nevertheless, given their experiences with other local religious institutions, residents are worried about the potential for overflow parking on residential streets.

A statutory public meeting is scheduled to occur on May 10. At this point, the application may be approved or sent back to staff for review.

Eventually, Brown believes the proposal will go through. “I’m confident council will do the right thing and approve it,” he said. “I’ve dealt with a number of religious institutions.… It’s as modest a proposal as I’ve seen.”

Local skater strikes gold at World Juniors

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Richmond Hiller Andrei Rogozine recently glided to men’s gold at the World Junior Figure Skating Championships in Gangneung, South Korea. According to Skate Canada, this is the first time a Canadian has taken home this title in men’s in more than 30 years. It was last won by Dennis Coi in 1978. Rogozine’s win followed a third-place finish at the Junior Grand Prix finals in Beijing. Going into the competition, Rogozine’s goal was to get a medal. He said he felt the pressure in his short program but not in his long program.

“Up until the last jump, I didn’t really realize I was skating really well,” he said. “Only then it hit me, so then I tried to finish off the program on a good note and not make any mistakes.” Scoring 132.86 on his long program, Rogozine soared to first place with a total tally of 200.13 points.

As for bringing the title back to home to Canada?

“It’s great because nobody’s done it in a while, so it feels kind of special,” he said. Coming up, Rogozine will be skating in a couple of shows and is already starting to train for the next senior season.

Elite soccer academy to open in Downsview Park

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Tom Anselmi, chief operating officer at Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment (MLSE), recently announced plans for a new soccer academy and training facility to be built at Downsview Park.

MLSE owns and operates Toronto’s professional soccer program, Toronto FC, and Anselmi says the new facility will be the first of its kind in Canada.

“One of the bigger challenges that soccer players have had in Canada is finding a facility. Kids grow up wanting to play for … Toronto FC, but they need facilities and they need programming.” The academy, which will consist of 14 acres at Downsview Park, will include three new soccer fields, a 40,000-square-foot field house, change rooms, training facilities and team offices. Building costs are expected to exceed $17.5 million.

The academy will become part of the Downsview Park Sports Centre, where Anselmi said over a thousand kids are already playing soccer. He said students accepted into the academy will likely train five days a week, and the programs will be both training and theory focused.

Locals, officials clash on Bathurst & Finch plans

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A recent community meeting to discuss plans for a contentious townhouse development turned “raucous,” according to Coun. James Pasternak.

The meeting was chaired by Menkes Development, who recently purchased a six-acre parcel of land from the TDSB in the Westminster area, near Bathurst Street and Finch Avenue. Menkes representatives were present at the meeting, along with city planning officials, to answer questions about the 20-unit townhouse project.

But Pasternak, who has voiced concerns about the development in the past, said the atmosphere was less than welcoming.

“I think most of the response was negative,” he said.

Residents have been voicing concerns about density and potential infrastructure problems since Menkes announced their plans last February.

Cathie Ferguson, the city’s senior planner for the project, echoed Pasternak’s statement. “Some people actually did ask questions,” she said. "But some people just threw out accusations." Ferguson said she invited residents to make an appointment at her office to view the project plans and traffic studies first-hand.

“We heard a lot of concerns,” she said, “and as we always do, we will attempt to address these concerns in our final report. But some people will never be completely happy when change comes to their area”

A representative for Menkes Development was not available for comment.

City deciding on the future of Casa Loma this month

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This month a report concerning the Kiwanis Club of Casa Loma’s management of the city-owned tourist attraction will go before the City of Toronto’s executive committee. The Kiwanis Club has leased the castle from the city since 1937.

The report comes several months after the club missed deadlines related to the upgrade of the facility, in addition to a conflict of interest that surfaced involving Richard Wozenilek, the chair of the Casa Loma board of directors.

Michael Williams, the city’s general manager of economic development and culture, confirmed working on the report, but he could not release any details.

“All I can say is we’re having constructive conversations,” he said.

Last July, Toronto City Council voted to terminate the lease agreement with the Kiwanis Club unless certain conditions were met by the end of August. One of the conditions came specifically from former mayor David Miller. He requested that Wozenilek step down and that the board tasked with the upgrades suggest a new chair. Wozenilek was called into question for failing to declare that he worked for law firm Keel Cottrelle, which had been hired by and received a $118,000 payment from Casa Loma.

Though Wozenilek preferred not to comment, he did confirm that he is still chair of the upgrade committee. He also said he has confidence in Kiwanis’ management of Casa Loma. “They’ve been there for over 70 years; they’ve done quite well,” he said.

Williams said he has been working with the club these past few months to come to a resolution. “We’d been asked by council to work with Kiwanis to resolve issues of dispute,” he said. “We’ve been making continuous progress the last few months.”

Trelawny Howell, the great-grandniece of Casa Loma’s original owner, Sir Henry Pellatt, said the Kiwanis Club has mismanaged the castle for years and that she hopes the report will motivate council to terminate the lease agreement.“I’m hoping and praying that Mayor Ford will live up to his election promise to stop sole source contracts,” she said.

Williams said once the report is approved by executive committee it will go before city council for final approval.

Man arrested after theft at Yorkville gallery

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Aaron Sherman, 43, has been arrested after a recent investigation into a robbery at a midtown gallery.

Police responded to an alarm call at the Oden Wagner Gallery, located at 196 Davenport Rd., early in the morning last month.

According to Nicholas Wagner, a managing director at the gallery, the price of the three paintings — Wild Fields, by Greg Harris; Still Life with Flowers; by Weidong Wang; and Seated Lady with Fan, by Zhao Kaolin — totals $73,000. Mr. Wagner declined to comment on the individual value of each piece or why they may have been targeted for theft.

Mr. Wagner said he could only recall one other theft in the previous 20 years. When asked if the theft has affected the atmosphere at the gallery, he said it has not. “Business goes on, life goes on.”

Det. Const. Alan Bartlett of 53 Division said break and enters are not uncommon in the Davenport and Avenue Road neighbourhood. “It’s an unusual situation, in that art has been taken, but break and enters are not unusual in the area,” he said.

In this case, there were two people caught on camera removing three paintings from the premises. Police are still searching for the second suspect and the works of art.

“We are doing our best to locate these pieces, intact,” Bartlett said.

Expansive condo project gears up for occupancy

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It’s been under construction for almost four years, but the first townhouse development at Concord Park Place — land formerly owned by Canadian Tire — is almost ready for occupancy. The 42-acre property at Leslie Street and Sheppard Avenue East, was sold to Concord Adex Developments Corp. in 2006.

The project calls for up to 40,000 condominium units, a public park, a community centre, and a public library.

“That site was approved back in 2002,” said local councillor David Shiner. “It’s been a dustbowl for so long, it will be nice to see it occupied.”

He said the developers are committed to a number of public art pieces, which he hopes will make the neighbourhood “one of the most beautiful in North York.”

Gabriel Leung, director of development for Concord Adex, said sales for the first building have been steady, expects they will pick up when more units are available for viewing. He said excavation has also started on the next two buildings.

But as far as the community centre, public park and other public amenities go, Leung said details are still being worked out.

“We’re working with the city, especially the local councillors, to determine the best design for things like the community centre,” said Leung.

Hired Gunn: TTC taps transit guru for rethink

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In the wake of recent financial woes, the Toronto Transit Commission (TTC) has announced it will bring in former chief general manager David Gunn to review the budget and recommend efficiencies. Gunn, who has also worked for the New York City Transit Authority and the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority, served as the TTC’s chief general manager from 1995 to 1999.

“We chose him because he has familiarity with the system,” said TTC chair, Karen Stintz. “He had been involved at a time when the TTC had significant budget problems."

Gunn resided in the Bayview area during his tenure with the TTC but currently lives in Nova Scotia where he is retired. Most recently, he was employed as the president of Amtrak but was fired by the board of directors in 2005. In the past, Gunn has been critical of some aspects of the TTC, including opposing any new subway construction, but Stintz said she does not foresee any conflicts. “He has his opinions,” she said. “And we may not utilize all his recommendations, but we are looking forward to his expertise.”

Raid at Rosedale mansion uncovers gold bar operation

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Police raided a Rosedale mansion last month, arresting one woman and five men in connection with 75 stolen Australian gold bars and a fraudulent bank draft for nearly $2 million.

“The gold is still out there,” said Det.-Srgt. Cameron Field, “So everything is still in play here.” During the raid, police only uncovered one of the gold bars.

The mansion, on Mount Pleasant Road, sits near private girls’ school Branksome Hall. “We were all very surprised,” said Julia Drake, director of communications at the school, referring to the raid. “It happened very quickly.”

While the raid was going on, police took safety precautions and blocked off access to the road, which also affected access to Branksome Hall.

Nearby, Rosedale Junior Public School was put on “hold and secure”, meaning the school’s outside doors were locked and students and teachers kept inside. John Caldarone, spokesperson for the Toronto District School Board, said classes carried on just the same.

Investigation into the missing gold bars began mid-February, said Field. At the time, police received a tip off about a forged bank draft for $1,895,751 used to purchase them. The 10-ounce gold bars were originally manufactured at the Perth Mint and have imprints of kangaroos on one side. Field said he has received a number of tips from the public, but could not give more details as the investigation is ongoing.

Munk’s $35 million gift protested on campus

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Barrick Gold mining magnate Peter Munk’s contribution of $35 million to the University of Toronto (U of T) hit a snag last month when students twice protested the local resident’s donation. The protests stem from a memorandum of agreement recently made public, regarding the opening of the School of Global Affairs.

“The agreement with U of T gives Munk quite a bit of influence,” said Linda McQuaig, journalist and co-author of The Trouble with Billionaires. The book in part explores the corporatization of education, using the Munk donation as an example. According to the memorandum, the final $15 million will only be given after Munk has had a chance to review how the school is run.

U of T student Safia Gahayr is from Kenya. She said her concern over the donation is personal: “I grew up where Canadian mining companies forced indigenous groups out of their homelands.”

McQuaig said actions like these need to be questioned. “That is the kind of thing a school of global affairs should be analyzing,” she said, “the role of multinational corporations in the developing world.”

David Naylor, president of U of T, was unavailable for comment.

Historic abbey and girls’ school sold to Catholic board

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The Toronto Catholic District School Board (TCDSB) has purchased a building housing the city’s oldest all-girls Catholic school. Loretto Abbey Catholic Secondary School was acquired on March 9, from the Sisters of Loretto, who have presided over it for more than 150 years. The deal, which was four years in the making, ensures that the building will continue to serve as a school and may help the TCDSB cope with ever-pressing space issues.

The school was originally established in 1847 by the Sisters of Loretto. Previously located on Wellington Street West, the sisters made the choice to relocate to Mason Boulevard in the Yonge Street and Wilson Avenue area in the late 1920s. The Tudor-Gothic-style school was opened in 1928, joined the TCDSB in 1986 and is home to 929 students and houses 50 sisters.

Evanne Hunter, the Loretto Sisters’ provincial leader said this was a sad time for her and the sisters, many of whom have spent their entire religious lives in the abbey. “We wish we did not have to do this, but because of the sale to the school board, we wont be completely forgotten,” said Hunter. “The building will still be here. It will still be a Catholic girls’ school.”

Angelo Sangiorgio, the associate director of planning and facilities for the TCDSB, affirmed that the board is very pleased with the purchase. “We have been interested in the property for some time. It is a very successful school with a long history. So if the opportunity ever arose, we knew we would follow through with the purchase,” he said.

Most of the sisters will be permitted to remain in the abbey until 2016, and others that are currently living in the infirmary will be permitted to stay until 2030. They will then be moving to their downtown property, Loretto College, located at St. Michael’s College on the University of Toronto campus.

“This will be better for many of the sisters,” Hunter said, noting that all basic needs will be within walking distance for the sisters.

Whereas this may be a sad time for some, the sale ensures that students will be able to continue attending school at the abbey following in the tradition set out by the sisters.

“Everything changes, and we have to be prepared to accept what change requires,” Hunter said.