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Art attack: what’s cool (and not-so-cool) about the AGO’s abstract expressionist exhibit

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The AGO’s Abstract Expressionist New York exhibit is coming to an end on Sept. 4, so this is your last chance to soak up the splatter and spill of the abstract expressionist movement before the paintings return to their rightful home in New York’s Museum of Modern Art. The exhibit’s got some big names: Jackson Pollock, Mark Rothko, Franz Kline — names which, if you care about art at all, you already either love or hate. Probably hate.

In honor of the exhibit’s passing, we’ve cobbled together a list of fun miscellanea: the coolest and uncoolest facts about abstract expressionism.

Cool: Mark Rothko dug Nietzsche. Okay, quick Rorschach test: look at Rothko’s No. 5/No. 22 and tell us what you see. If your answer was, “the painting that hung on Bert Cooper’s wall on AMC’s Mad Men,” you are just wrong, dead wrong! It, um… it looks nothing like that painting. If you said, “an expression of the Dionysian as proposed by Nietzsche,” you are absolutely right! Well, at least Rothko thought so: he wanted his paintings to tap into a forceful universal language (like music) that would reconnect mankind to nature. What does that mean, exactly? We’re not sure. Sweet-looking quadrilaterals though.

Uncool: Jackson Pollock’s fame might’ve been a ploy by the CIA. The AGO’s got a whole room of Pollock’s work on display, ranging from his infamously expensive “drip” work to his earlier, more figurative paintings spawned from a perceived desire to be the “American Picasso,” which might’ve worked out for him except for that whole bit where Picasso was a revolutionary genius and Pollock was a very dysfunctional alcoholic. Curious thing, though: despite the fact that President Truman declared his work “not art” (what is art to history’s only user of atomic weaponry, we’d like to know?), the CIA apparently worked hard to promote Pollock and other abstract expressionists, sending their art on international tours as a sort of Cold War foray into cultural imperialism. Disturbing, no?

Cool: Willem de Kooning’s paintings actually have figures and stuff. Like, we’re talking recognizable geometric shapes. No, but really: de Kooning’s considered a runner-up to Pollock in terms of fame and influence, but among the New York expressionists he was a man apart, continuously integrating Cubism and Surrealism into his work and drawing on classical artists for inspiration. His paintings of women are truly a fascinating nightmare to behold — somebody wounded this guy deep.

Uncool: The nonsensical, existentialist jibber-jabber floating around abstract expressionism. Quoted in big, bold font on the AGO’s “about abstract expressionism” page is Pollock, giving himself big-ups for his own dribbly “genius”: “It seems to me that the modern painter cannot express this age, the airplane, the atom bomb, the radio, in the old forms of the Renaissance or of any other past culture. Each age finds its own techniques.” Yep, the squiggles are about telecommunication and nukes. And that, kids, is why Al Gore invented liberal arts programs: most English lit majors get burnt out on saying silly crap like that by their third year.

Abstract Expressionist New York: Masterpieces from the Museum of Modern Art, AGO, runs until Sept. 4

Tony Aspler's Wine Pick of the Week: Louis Bouillot Perle d'Aurore Brut Rosé Crémant de Bourgogne

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This is a great time for a pink sparkling wine. Actually, the colour is more of what the French call “eye of the partridge.” A delicious, light-bodied bubbly, with a nose of raspberries and violets and a taste that’s dry, with raspberry and tobacco leaf flavours. A very versatile food wine as well as an excellent aperitif. Well-priced when you consider rosé champagne. Food match: cold salmon, chicken salad. 

$18.95 (Vintages # 48793)

Post City Magazines’ wine columnist, Tony Aspler, has written 14 books on wine and food. Tony also created the Ontario Wine Awards. He can be heard on 680News.

Lai Toh Heen bites the duck

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It was just last month that we reported on the closure of Forest Hill’s longstanding China House, and now Toronto is set to lose yet another Chinese food institution. Lai Toh Heen, uptown’s sibling restaurant to the Metropolitan Hotel’s much-lauded Lai Wah Heen, will be closing on Sept. 18 after five years in business.

The news isn’t all bad: many of Lai Toh Heen’s signature dishes — like the pan-seared foie gras with shredded duck and the diced Wagyu with toasted garlic and leek — will continue to be available at Lai Wah Heen.

Owners haven’t commented on why, exactly, the restaurant is shutting down, but Henry Wu, President of Metropolitan Hotels, had this to say in a statement: “Lai Toh Heen has seen many successes in the past five years and now it’s time to take what we’ve learned and apply this culinary knowledge to our other restaurants.”

The food Gods haven’t been totally harsh to that strip of Mount Pleasant, though. Earlier this summer, Viva Napoli — an authentic Neapolitan pizzeria — opened up right across the street from Lai Toh Heen. It’s not Asian cuisine, but seriously, who doesn’t like pizza?

Lai Toh Heen, 692 Mount Pleasant Rd., 416-489-8922

Bread & Circus, Kensington Market’s tiny theatre-bar, is closing its doors

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Even though the dust has barely settled on Toronto’s summer of indie theatre festivals, theatre artists are already gearing up for next year (Fringe applications will be available in a month). But when it comes to next summer’s venues, there will be an obvious gaping hole in the bunch: Bread & Circus, Kensington Market’s tiny-theatre-bar-that-could, is closing its doors this weekend.

Earlier this month, the 85-seat concert venue and bar released a statement on its Facebook page announcing that after three years, “the B&C partnership of independent artists have not had their lease renewed and will be wrapping it up and moving on to new creative projects.”

“It’s a great space for theatre and music and new producers in all genres, so it feels really sad,” Jackie English, one of the owners, tells us. “And it was a perfect fit for Kensington, so that’s a shame.” As for why the venue is closing, English preferred not to comment on the details but did say “we were given sufficient notice and [the landlords] have been supportive.”

Whatever the reason, the closure of the theatre space is definitely a loss for Toronto’s indie theatre scene. It was a go-to-venue for local emerging talent, and with good reason: the huge Fringe hit My Mother’s Lesbian Jewish Wiccan Wedding was first staged there in the summer of 2009 before getting picked up by Mirvish; the Canadian Comedy Award-winning The Carnegie Hall Show was born there and many successful musical acts from NXNE and Canadian Music Week played there, too.

Though its closure is bittersweet, B&C promises to go out with a bang: a closing party for the venue, dubbed “Drink Us Dry,” is planned for this Sunday.

Bread & Circus, 299 Augusta, 416-925-8898

Revenge of the nerds: four reasons your non-dweeb self wants to be at Fan Expo

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Anthony Daniels, Star Wars’ man-in-the-golden-mask, was kind enough to answer our Fan Expo questions last week. Now, we’d never want to offend the legions of hard-working, hard-gaming trekkies, comic fans and anime aficionados (we’ve got a few D&D manuals in our closet as well), but it goes without saying that conventions are widely regarded as geek-only dungeons into which “normies” shall not pass.

Today, we set out to prove the opposite conclusively and empirically. Below, four reasons why one need not have graduated suma cum lightsaber from the Jedi Academy on Yavin IV to appreciate the beauty of Fan Expo.

1. William Shatner. Bill Shatner doesn’t need our affirmation. Scientists have proven that, at any given second, Captain Kirk is doing something at least 6.7 per cent cooler than what you’re doing. Remember when Ben Folds produced Shatner’s second spoken-word album, Has Been, and people laughed (recalling, rightfully, his absurd parodic version of “Mr. Tambourine Man”) — but then it turned out to be, like, really kind of good? Or, remember the unmitigated genius in his interpretation of Sarah Palin’s language-mangling during the 2008 elections? Or his slew of post-slump roles that reinvented him as television’s coolest ironic self-aware dad? Never mind meeting him: writing this, we increasingly wish that we were William Shatner.

2. Hayden Panettiere. We say this with the utmost respect for the genuine acting chops demonstrated in Ms. Panettiere’s star-making turn as Claire Bennet on Heroes, but one need not be acquainted with the intricate mythology of the series to appreciate her charms. One does, though, need a pulse, a Y chromosome and functioning optical nerves. Please, feminists and fans, in the name of all that’s good, you’ve got to give us a break for thinking a woman is hot just this once.

3. Gaming galore. In the not-too-distant past, video gaming was second only to elaborate orthodontics as a calling card of the uncool. Nowadays, not being able to handle yourself through an in-depth discourse on Call of Duty tactics is more likely to earn you bewildered looks from your friends. The EB Games Gaming Expo will offer gamers the chance to sample the hottest demos of unreleased PS3 and Wii games. Dedicated fraggers with thumbs capable of bench-pressing, meanwhile, might want to give the LG Electronics Gaming Championship a try. Winners will take home a 55” LG Cinema 3D TV — so you can almost feel the blood splatter and the bullet shells ricochet while in the comfort of your air conditioned home.

4. John Waters. If ever there was a filmmaker who personified the “cult movie,” it’s John Waters. His gory, gender-bending oeuvre might be too weird for you — it certainly is too weird for us (we’re squeamish) — but he’s definitely an interesting and charismatic figure who holds a lot of esteem outside the horror genre. In addition to directing, he’s also an extraordinarily well-read writer and acclaimed performer whose work has garnered interest from artists, literary blogs and (obviously) film buffs. And, just to keep this from getting too highbrow, he’s also made appearances on The Simpsons and creepily introduced “The Creep” on The Lonely Island’s second CD.

Fan Expo, Metro Toronto Convention Center, Aug. 25-28

Grab of the Week: a quilted leather biker jacket that can be worn three ways

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MM6 – the sister label of Maison Martin Margiela – has teamed up with New York City brand Opening Ceremony to launch a collection of women’s clothing and accessories for fall. Opening Ceremony is renowned for collaborating with some of fashion’s finest — Chloë Sevigny, Rodarte, Levi’s, Pendleton — to produce hit collection after hit collection.

The result of this latest pairing is no exception, and this quilted leather jacket with detachable sleeves stopped us dead in our tracks. Is there really anything better in life than a quilted leather biker jacket that can be worn three ways? We think not.

$1495. Available at The White Space at The Bay, 176 Yonge Street, 416-861-9111

Meet the team behind Toronto's insanely popular fashion blog, The Coveteur, at Holt Renfrew this weekend

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Earlier this week, Holt Renfrew unveiled its latest window installation. Emblazoned on the glass reads a rather cryptic message: You’ve Been Coveteur’d by The Coveteur. The Covet-what, you say? Well, let us tell you. The Coveteur is a fashion blog created by three Toronto talents – designer Erin Kleinberg, stylist Stephanie Mark and photographer Jake Rosenberg — that launched in January, receiving 20,000 hits on the first day.

So what makes The Coveteur so special? It delves into the closets of the fashion industy’s elite (Eizabeth Cabral, Suzanne Rogers, Khloe Kardashian and Nicky Hilton, to name a few) to dig out and unveil their most coveted treasures to the world.

“Erin and I are both obsessed with street style and thought, why not take the voyeurs of the world one step further, allowing them to deconstruct the looks they see in the street by viewing their entire wardrobe?” says Mark.

Now receiving over 10,000 hits daily, and with global recognition from Vogue, The New York Times, ELLE, Flare and FASHION, the three have clearly hit the ground running. So what advice would they give to budding bloggers? According to Kleinberg, “motivation is half the battle. As long as you have a passion and drive you are way ahead of the pack.”

Gain more insight into the world of The Coveteur this Saturday from 2-3 p.m. at Holt Renfrew Bloor Street, where The Coveteur team will be making a personal appearance and taking part in a Q&A held by Holt Renfrew’s VP of Fashion Direction, Barbara Atkin.

Until then, we asked the team to reveal their city favourites. Here is The Coveteur’s stylish guide to Toronto:

The best place to…

Shop: Holt Renfrew
Eat: Pizzeria Libretto, Enoteca Sociale and Flo’s Diner
Drink: “Anywhere that will take us!”
Dance: The Hoxton
Relax: The Porter lounge, since we travel so much!

The Toronto designer to watch: Virginia Johnson

The A/W pieces to invest in: a printed pant, CÉLINE jewellery, Manolo Blahnik pumps and a fur vest to keep you warm.

The Coveteur Personal Appearance, Holt Renfrew Bloor St., Aug. 27

The Toronto Underground Food Market is coming to fruition; its first event is set for September

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Hassel Aviles efforts to create Canada’s first underground food market are about to pay off. On Sept. 24, Evergreen Brick Works will host the Toronto Underground Food Market’s first event, bringing in a lineup of home-cooking virtuosos.

“If you look at definitions for ‘underground,’ you see things like ‘alternative,’ and this is an alternative way of selling food,” says Aviles, the market’s creator. “It’s helping Toronto home cooks from the underground.”

It seems to be proving the same point that Food Truck Eats has been pushing all summer; namely, that Toronto is lacking street food cred. With a monthly underground market, streetwalkers and foodies alike will get the chance to taste unique home-cooked dishes (without having to endure a night at the in-laws).

Unlike a farmers’ market or a food festival, vendors will not have to be certified. Their fee of $150 will cover the use of a commercial kitchen and transportation to the event. All food must be prepped and cooked in the on-site commercial kitchen. Because vendors do not need to pass any health regulations, the communal kitchen will have a certified supervisor on duty at all times.

“We are working with Toronto public health and will have a meeting before to go over the rules of the kitchen,” Aviles says.

Vendors will serve everything from macaroons to Philippine street food; chicken curry to pulled pork and beef sandwiches. Essentially, anything that you could want from a home-cooked meal.

The market will take place every month from 6:00 p.m to 11:00 p.m, except in December. Vendors will be stationed along the sides of the Brick Works Holcim Gallery, so people have space to walk freely through the middle. “It’s an evening thing. A social food market.”

Taking inspiration from San Francisco’s underground market, Aviles has created the first one ever in Canada. “The San Francisco market became a small incubator where people were networking. Partnerships came out of it; I hope that comes out of Toronto’s,” she says.

Toronto Underground Food Market, Evergreen Brick Works, Sept. 24

The Beer Necessities: Great Lakes Brewery’s Miami Weisse wheat ale

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It is with great anticipation that I crack open a bottle of Great Lakes Brewery’s latest creation: Miami Weisse. Get it? As a child of the ’80s, in a number of my high school years I was called Don Johnson almost as much as my actual name. So I feel a certain connection — nay, a kinship — with his new wheat ale crafted right here in Toronto.

Now, I’m not going to tell you I cranked up Jan Hammer and fished out an old white suit to wear with my T-shirt, but I will tell you this: Miami Weisse has nothing to do with Miami Vice or even Miami, save for a gaudy ‘80s-inspired label and a wallop of orange on the nose. And it is a wonderful wallop at that.

Miami Weisse offers a bit of a cloudy pour with a good, thick head. And unlike traditional wheat ales, it is fully hopped up. They are calling it an American take on wheat ale. Whatever. I like hops.

It isn’t as smooth as I’d normally like a wheat ale to be — a minor infraction — and its flavour is a bit muted. But it does offer a nice, crisp, dry finish.

This beer would go well with a cheese plate on a warm fall afternoon. Or, better still, as you careen down the Miami shoreline in a massive speed boat, dishevelled hair blowing the wind in hot pursuit of some unsavoury character. A drug smuggler, for sure.

The Beer Necessities is a semi-regularly appearing column by Ron Johnson, editor of Post City Magazines.

How do you get Kevin Sorbo to perform in Toronto? Just tweet about his beard of bees

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When you think of Kevin Sorbo — which is bound to happen at one time or another, usually late at night while watching the Sy-Fy channel, of course — immediately one thinks: Hercules! Muscles! Mane! Whether he’s saving ancient Greece from evil warlords as Hercules or saving the galaxy in Andromeda, Sorbo is the ultimate swoon-worthy, swashbuckling hero. So why on earth would he agree to participate in something called Kevin Sorbo Garbage Weekend?

According to Toronto comedian Pat Thornton, the whole thing started last November at Comedy Bar when he was performing his second annual event, Pat Thorntons 24-Hour Stand-Up Set, which raises money for the Stephen Lewis Foundation.

The event and its jokes ended up trending on Twitter for hours, but apparently “none were as popular or lasted as long as taking shots at Kevin Sorbo,” says Thornton. “We said that he was poor and that he ate garbage. We said that he had a beard of bees. We said that he had to fight a snake for food in a garbage can. We said a lot of things about him being down on his luck and being disgusting — none of which were anywhere near true.”

Maybe so, but people tweeted Sorbo about the jabs anyway. “He was very confused,” admits Thornton. Still, based on the success of the Sorbo slams, Gary Rideout Jr., the artistic director and co-owner of Comedy Bar, sought out Sorbo to bring him to Toronto to do a few shows. As luck would have it, Sorbo was coming to town for Fan Expo anyway, “so it all worked out,” says Thornton. “He was an amazing sport for agreeing to something called Kevin Sorbo Garbage Weekend.”

For the two-day event, Sorbo will perform in a host of improv and sketch comedy shows, including the acclaimed SNL-style sketch show Sunday Night Live and Impromptu Splendor, where he and a team of improvisers will try to create a play (a Greek tragedy, perhaps?).

As for the possibility of Kevin Sorbo Garbage Weekend becoming a tradition, Thornton says, “It could. We’ll see.” And if KSorbs decides not to continue, who else would be a dream guest to perform at Comedy Bar?

“I know there are people who want Shaq,” Thornton says.

Kevin Sorbo Garbage Weekend, Comedy Bar, Aug. 26-27

Band of the Week: Graydon James & The Young Novelists

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Making music is a lot like constructing a building. Graydon James & The Young Novelists start with the foundation of a simple acoustic guitar and construct a sturdy frame with the excellent accompanying instrumentation; the songs often build into a joyful wall of sound. But what makes the music feel like home is the beautiful vocal harmonies that James and co. craft together.

Yes, there’s something inherently comfortable about the music they perform. Hearing them for the first time is simultaneously refreshing and familiar. The influence of The Band is undeniable, but also falls short of the point: this music is timeless. With one double album under their belt and an EP on the way, the house this group of Toronto musicians is building looks like it’s going to have a great view of the horizon.

James took some time out from preparing for an opening slot at Hugh’s Room tonight to talk with us about the state of folk music and what it’s like to be a mailman while playing in a band.

You were actually my mailman when I lived around College and Bathurst. Are you still an esteemed member of Canada Post? How easy is it balancing that with a band?
I’m still with The Post, “flying the blues” as we call it, and trying to bilk old people out of their pension cheques. It’s a great job, especially in the summer and fall when the weather is purely amazing. It is actually quite an easy job to balance versus a band provided you absolutely hate sleep. Luckily, I despise the tyranny of sleep, which is helpful when you’re going to bed after gigs at 1:30 or 2 a.m. and getting up at 5:30 a.m. It does mean that I’ve had naps at inopportune moments, like while standing waiting for the subway and also while in rehearsal — for another band, where I play drums — both of which happened.

And I hear a few of your band mates recently got married. Is that changing the dynamics at all?
I think the dynamics inevitably change, whether people are getting married or just alienating fans by sleeping with them indiscriminately. Or, more seriously, yes — but dynamics are a good thing. Babies are now part of the band dynamic as well, but the fact that it’s all taken in stride says things about the dedication of the band members, in my opinion.

From what I understand, your double album Goodnight, Young Novelist was meant to be a one-off project but ended up being the impetus in bringing the band together. Can you elaborate a bit on that?
Well, there were several things feeding that particular project. I had a band that imploded, and I had a bunch of songs, and I had some time and some equipment. And let’s not forget a healthy amount of stupidity, which is key for any large undertaking. So I recorded the songs mainly so I wouldn’t forget how they went, and then I thought, “well hey, I’ll just make this an album.” And then I thought, “maybe it makes sense to try to tour with this beast.” Which led me to contact people I had played with before (mostly from times I’ve played drums for other bands) and get a band together and do a couple of weeks to the east coast and back. We tried fighting crime along the way, but that didn’t really work, so now we’re just a band. We are willing to join a posse, though, if one is a-forming.

You just released a new EP. Was the writing/recording process any different this time around?
The writing process was the same. Essentially it’s me yelling at myself. The recording process was vastly different because I didn’t have to play most of the instruments. I can’t tell you how much that helped the end result. I’m tempted to say “vastly” again.

There’s obviously a strong folk element to your music, and it seems like folk music is experiencing a bit of a resurgence of late. Is this just the cyclical nature of musical trends or do you think there’s something more behind its growing popularity?
I actually think it’s a bit of a response to the mainstream pop music machine. Not that people can’t like or appreciate both raw folky stuff and slick pop stuff, but I feel like all trends mature at a much more rapid pace and that means the backlash to trends also matures quickly. And people love harmonies. That’s part of the endurance of The Beatles, The Beach Boys, The Band, CSNY and folk music in general. Maybe there’s a spiritual element to it or even just a community aspect, but people singing together is kind of intrinsically enjoyable. Even the Beastie Boys do it.

What’s the song-writing process like for you guys? Has it changed as the band has grown?
It’s still me yelling at myself, in the main, but I have noticed that when I bring a song to the group they vet the balls out of it. Which is good! My opinion is notoriously useless when it comes to picking songs that we should work on and bring to fruition. I’m the guy that made a 40-song double-album, for crying out loud.

What’s coming up for the band?
The immediate thing is that we’re playing a last-minute opening slot for The Little Stevies at Hugh’s Room on Wednesday, Aug. 24, which is such an amazing venue that we are kind of alarmed about it, but it will be good times. Right now we’re working on a lot of new material, which we’ll take out onto stages in the fall and then into the studio in the winter. This time around we’ll have a producer and actually have some kind of plan, which is unfamiliar territory for us. We are mightily jazzed about it. Following that I think we all hope to make more babies… or at least practice making babies. We’ve been looking for a lead guitarist/mandolin/banjo player for a little while to no avail, so we are still open to adding some fellow folky to the lineup. Feel free to get in touch! If you hate sleep, of course.

Recommended track: It Takes All Kinds
Video: What Kind of Man

Graydon James & The Young Novelists are:
Shawn Jurek — bass and vocals
Alex Dodd — keys
Mike Paddags — drums
Laura Spink — percussion and vocals
Graydon James — “as little as possible” (vocals and guitar)

Ty Trumbull is a Toronto writer. He works as an editor at 680News and can be seen playing banjo with his band, The Sure Things, every Monday at the The Dakota Tavern.

Jason Alexander is performing in Toronto tonight. Here, five of George Costanza’s best moments

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Sure, Jason Alexander has been typecast, but he made George Costanza one of the most beloved sitcom figures of the past 30 years. Tonight, Alexander performs at the Sony Centre for the Performing Arts in support of the UJA Federation of Greater Toronto. In his honour, we’ve decided to list the top five episodes where George is at his most pathetic, conniving and erratic. No doubt there will be some fierce debate, so we’ve left the ranking up to you.

Episode 36: The Limo
Arriving at the airport, George dares Jerry to hop in someone else’s limo instead of waiting for a ride. The two soon realize that the limo they’re riding in was intended for the anti-Semitic white supremacist “O’Brien,” and George is forced to take on the persona in front of two loyal followers who have never seen O’Brien’s face.

Episode 78: The Marine Biologist
After an old high school acquaintance of Jerry shows an interest in George, he embellishes his friend’s current profession by claiming that he’s a marine biologist. George has no choice but to live up his alter-ego when he encounters a beached whale on a walk with her. “Is anyone here a marine biologist?”

Episode 86: The Opposite
In a misguided (but logically driven) attempt to turn his unfortunate life around, George vows to oppose his every instinct. He starts with his lunch; then, he proudly tells an attractive woman that he’s unemployed and lives with his parents; eventually, he refuses an invitation to stay over at her apartment.

Episode 143: The Abstinence
When his girlfriend catches mono, George has no choice but to, um, not get laid for an extended period of time. As Jerry demonstrates at one point — with a head of lettuce — the part of George’s brain obsessed with sex is now used for more intelligent purposes. When his girlfriend finds out she’s been misdiagnosed, George is hesitant to ruin his streak of intelligence by having sex.

Episode 147: The Comeback
George is left speechless when a co-worker insults him at a meeting. He sets up another meeting to deliver this famous comeback: “well, the jerk store called. They’re running out of you.”

Jason Alexander, Sony Centre for the Performing Arts, Aug. 23