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The Breakfast Hub: erasing the TSX from the Internet, changing Canada’s national emblem, making the ROM more affordable

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According to a video and audio release online, hacktivist collective Anonymous is planning an attack on Nov. 7 to “erase” the TSX from the Internet.
[Toronto Sun]

Senator Nicole Eaton calls on Ottawa to replace the beaver (i.e. a “dentally defective rat”) with the polar bear as Canada’s national emblem.
[National Post]

After a new study showed that ticket prices were too high, the Royal Ontario Museum has slashed its admission fees by as much as 37 per cent.
[Globe and Mail]

As raccoons become bolder in their daily scavenging, Toronto must look for a way to reduce the visibility of these urban pests. Maybe Dong Nguyen was on to something?
[Toronto Life]

There’s a new café in town, but it’s strictly for four-legged critters. Buddy’s Kitchen, set to open in Aurora, will be the front retail concept of a manufacturing plant that produces human grade food for dogs — the first of its kind in Canada.
[Toronto Star]

The five cheesiest made-in-Toronto horror films

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Cheesy Halloween movies are decorum for this time of year. Just look at the remake of the 1982 classic, The Thing, which opened recently in theatres. It’s a Halloween cinema confection that’s doled out to supposedly scare the bejesus out of us, but Torontonians might want to check it out just to be smug, since it was filmed at the city’s Pinewood Studios. That got us thinking: what other hokey horror flicks were filmed here?

Turns out, there’s been more than a few. Here are our picks for the cheesiest scary movies shot in our scary city.

Deadly Eyes (1982)

This horror flick was released in Australian theatres under the more appropriate name Rats (who, for the record, are the ones with the deadly eyes). Sure, rats are dirty. But scary? You bet. An army of killer rats, bred by contaminated grain, begins feeding on the residents of Toronto. As the trailer attests, these rats are “big.” Actually, they’re “this big.” How big? Well, considering that dachshunds were dressed up as rats for special effects (this was the early ‘80s remember), they’re pretty freaking big. We’ll never look at a rat, or a wiener dog for that matter, the same.

 

Humongous (1982)

H-U-M-O-N-G-O-U-S. That is the correct spelling of the word “humongous,” just so we’re all clear. Got it? Okay, one more time: H-U-M-O-N-G-O-U-S. Now that we know to spell it, what, exactly, is Humongous? Obviously it’s the creepy dude who shows up at the end of the trailer. He doesn’t look to be all that huge (could be the lighting, could be our modern day acceptance of exceptionally tall NBA players) but according to the movie’s IMDB page, he’s a scary, hairy man, who’s avenging the rape of his mother by killing some shipwrecked teens. Makes sense. Now that we know why he’s pissed, what’s up with all the angry dogs?

 

Curtains (1983)

We’ve all heard about that actor or actress who would “kill” for a starring role. But what if it were… true? In this classic-style slasher flick (with the requisite amount of nudity, a creepy doll in the middle of a deserted road and an are-you-kidding-me-with-that-mask mask), six actresses go to a secluded mansion to audition for a movie role (because, you know, that’s normal) where they’re targeted by a masked murderer, giving a whole new meaning to the term “casting couch.”

 

Psycho Girls (1985)

With a title like that, we’re surprised feminists weren’t up in arms over this movie. But then again, we’re guessing a lot of people missed this one, which looks like it could have been the mutated-baby-of-a-collabo between Wes Craven and Joan Jett. It’s got at least two things going for it: a catchy theme song and a little girl with an evil look. Her bowl-shaped haircut will haunt us for the rest of our lives.

 

The Gate (1987)

We have to admit, we’ve got a soft spot for a movie that reminds us of ‘80s classics like Labyrinth or Gremlins, which tried to scare us with creepy creatures that are now pretty much just cute. Okay, maybe “cute” isn’t the right word to describe little demons multiplying and terrorizing three children. “Funny” is more like it. Added bonus: a young Stephen Dorff.

Grab of the Week: a rustic-cool bag that can be worn three ways. Plus, your significant other will dig it

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What could be better than a bag that can be worn three ways? How about one you can share with your boyfriend, one that can take you anywhere from home to work to Tokyo? Until recently, that bag didn’t exist. So Mjölk and Toronto-based handbag designer Hoi Bo joined forces to create the ultimate bag, one that reflects a perfect balance of form and function.

From its distressed, charcoal-coloured wax cotton to its natural leather and all-around rustic-cool quality (not to mention the fact that it’s made right downtown in the Distillery District), we just love everything about this bag. Plus, we were already fans of unisex backpacks this season anyway.

$740. Mjölk, 2959 Dundas St W., 416-551-9853

Grace Carroll is a Toronto-based freelance writer whose work has appeared in ELLE UK, ELLEcanada.com, Plaid magazine and FILLER magazine. Keep up with her daily blog at www.graciecarroll.com.

It’s me, bitches: 11 ways that Rob Ford could have better dealt with emergency dispatchers

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So it’s looking like Rob Ford is probably wishing he had put his foot in his mouth. Again. According to the CBC, the mayor apparently unfurled some expletives at a 911 dispatcher during that 22 Minutes ambush on Monday. It seems like dispatchers got a taste of Rob “The Jock” Ford. How predictable. Actually, busting out any other personality would probably have been better. Here’s a list of suggestions.   

  1. The Rhett Butler: "Frankly, you bitches, I don't give a damn."
  2. The Snoop Dogg: “Yo… biznitches! It's me, the top dogg of the T-sizzle."
  3. The Nero: "You… plebians. Don’t you know? I am the almighty, all-knowing, all-seeing overlord of the fiefdom known as 'Toronto.'"
  4. The Darth Vader: “You… I am your mayor.”
  5. The Emeril Lagasse: "Don’t you know? I'm your mayor. BAM!"
  6. The Sarah Palin: "Am I your mayor, bitches? You betcha! [Wink!]"
  7. The Will Hunting: "I'm your mayor, bitches. How do you like THEM apples!?"
  8. The Scholar: “You… ignoramus. Is it not apparent? This is the democratically elected, benevolent and the occasionally — unjustifiably — criticized¹ mayor of Toronto.”
  9. The Mercutio: “I am thy mayor. Didst thou not know? A plague on both your houses!”
  10. The James Bond: “Ford. Rob Ford. Bitches!”
  11. The Yoda: Bitches you are, hmmm that you don't know. The mayor of this city am I. Rob f—ing Ford.

UPDATE: Rob Ford has posted a response to the CBC article on his Facebook page, in which he denies making “foul and derogatory comments towards the female 911 staff.” He admits using the “f-word” though.



¹By certain left-leaning media organizations

 

One Hour tea house brings a dose of zen (and a mean bowl of soup) to Chinatown

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In the midst of the ceaseless commotion that is Chinatown, there’s a new hidden nugget of zen where you can ensconce yourself in a plush beanbag chair, crack open a novel (or a laptop, if you must) and dig into a steaming bowl of noodle soup for under $7 (taxes included). 

Sure, cheap soup practically drips from the eaves on Spadina, but One Hour’s lofty exposed brick walls, recessed floor lighting and sleek wooden communal tables lined with inviting black tuffets aren’t the neighbourhood’s aesthetic norm. 

Owner, designer and trained architect Han Shao has created a space of impeccable contradictions: One Hour is a cozy minimalist student haven. 

Rather than pigeonhole his business as a tea shop — the majority of One Hour’s offerings consist of hot, cold and bubble teas, along with assorted fruit slushies, ranging from $3.99 to $6.99 — Shao understatedly describes his space as a “student cafeteria,” a hangout where friends can huddle around cups of warm tea or linger over bowls brimming with hearty noodles.

There’s no disputing that this is the most cutting-edge “student cafeteria” in the city, and if one shred of knowledge is universal, it’s this: students need nourishment on a budget.

Shao’s entire vision rests on a "less is more" philosophy and, true to form, the menu’s headliners are modest eats, "things that remind you of your childhood … simple, like your mother would make," Shao says. 

One Hour offers three substantial lunch soups ($5.49 for a small, $6.49 for a large) in addition to a couple of small plates ($4.49) including edamame and tang yuan (fermented sweet rice with glutinous rice balls). All edibles are made in-house. 

First up is the beef noodle soup: a hefty tangle of al dente rice noodles topped with savoury scraps of well-done beef, diced tomato, tender baby bok choy, chopped onion and parsley, all bathed in a lightly salted beef broth. 

Served in snow-white, conical ceramic (equipped with chopstick holsters), the soup is finished with cracked black pepper. The broth plays backup to the more flavourful elements — the beef, tomato and green onion — leading me to believe that MSG has no place here, a fact that Shao confirms.

“It’s all healthy and home made,” he says. 

The beef noodles are clearly a winner. My lunch buddy predatorily eyes my bowl until it’s shoved in her direction and she happily polishes it off. A stealthy glance around the room reveals at least two other patrons enjoying the same dish.

Next on the menu are the sweet and spicy rice noodles, topped with ground pork, onion and sesame seeds. The slippery noodles are texturally complemented by the addition of a marinated egg of pleasant rubberiness ($0.80). 

The sweet and sour liquid lurking in the bottom of the bowl delivers on its promise; its vinegar base is slightly tongue-numbing unless eaten slowly (maybe this is the universe’s way of telling me to slow down and smell the noodles).

By the dish’s end, I’m greedily guiding sunken bits of subtly-gingered pork into my mouth with streamlined wooden chopsticks (thankfully, not the splinter-rife disposable breed). I’m vaguely conscious that my brutish behaviour contrasts against the serene backdrop of One Hour’s classy minimalism, but I keep eating anyways.

The sweet and spicy wontons (pictured at top) are traditional southern Chinese-style packages of delight stuffed with a variety of fillings like pork and coriander, chicken, and pork and watercress; they come nestled in the same piquant liquid as the rice noodles, topped with identical accoutrements. 

Two types are sampled — the pork and leek and the shrimp and pork — both of which are melt-in-my-maw scrumptious. My doubt at 15 delicate pieces of wonton being able to sate my raucous midday hunger is quickly abated: One Hour’s got the goods to fill a belly on a blustery fall afternoon. 

In addition to treating the taste buds, One Hour impresses by cultivating a pretension-free vibe in a remarkably well-designed space. It’s hard to beat the value and atmosphere of Spadina’s spot-du-jour.

One Hour, 435 Spadina Ave., 647-346-2172

The Breakfast Hub: Rob Ford reams out dispatchers, Toronto expressways to close for triathlon, Greyhound’s irksome surcharge

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The saga continues as new reports of Rob Ford’s Monday morning 911 call indicate that he unleashed a not-so-pleasant verbal tirade to dispatchers.
[Toronto Sun]

City council has voted to close two of the city’s major expressways for a triathlon next summer.
[National Post]

As if we needed another reason to avoid the bus: Greyhound is apparently charging an $18.99 “gift fee” for some online ticket purchases.
[Toronto Star]

OccupyTO may be warming hearts all winter long. With a stockpile of firewood and the arrival of Aboriginal elders, the occupiers of St. James Park are planning on a sacred bonfire to last throughout the winter.
[Toronto Sun]

One Toronto homeowner got more than he asked for, literally. With 17 bids on his home, the house was sold for $116,050 over the asking price.
[Globe and Mail]

Oshawa Hospital Foundation CEO Jim Szeman has been fired after an audit found serious money and charity management problems. A police investigation is underway.
[Toronto Star]

Banker who left Iran amid alleged bank scandal said to be in area

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A top bank official who stepped down after an alleged large-scale Iranian embezzlement scandal broke has been widely reported to have fled to Canada and to be staying in a Bridle Path home valued at nearly $3 million.

Mahmoud Reza Khavari was the chairman and managing director at Bank Melli Iran, a state-run operation that is allegedly involved in a $2.6 billion fraud case. Khavari is thought to have come to Canada shortly after other high-ranking bank officials were arrested. He is reportedly wanted for questioning by prosecutors.

According to reports, the alleged embezzlement scandal involved the use of forged letters to secure bank credit that was then put toward the purchase of state-owned assets.

A group of concerned Canadians has started an online petition, calling on Citizenship and Immigration Canada and Minister Jason Kenney to investigate whether or not Khavari has abided by the laws of the land.

“Apart from our reasonable apprehension that Mr. Khavari misled Canadian authorities, we firmly believe that in his capacity as the key financier of the Islamic republic he has been complicit in numerous odious activities,” states the petition.

Nick M. Loghmani, one of individuals who helped organize the petition, said that his group has questions about how Khavari obtained citizenship and what money he may have brought with him to Canada.

“If there is a level of scrutiny applied because of concern about [the Iranian government’s] behaviour … We’re really concerned,” he said.

At press time, the online petition had garnered 2,000 signatures.

Jen Burkholder, a media spokesperson for the Ministry of Citizenship and Immigration could not say whether or not Khavari was under investigation. That information is subject to privacy legislation, she explained. Burkholder did, however, confirm that the ministry was in receipt of the petition.

“We take citizenship fraud seriously. Canadian citizenship is not for sale,” she said in an e-mailed statement. “It can be revoked if a person falsely represented themselves or committed fraud. We intend to apply the full force of the law and follow those who have obtained citizenship fraudulently.”

None of the allegations have been proven in court.

North York rabbi arrested for alleged role in fraud case

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A 47-year-old man sought in connection with an alleged Manhattan-based immigration fraud mill was recently arrested by Toronto Police near his North York home.

Earl David, or “Rabbi Avraham David” as he was also known, is the alleged ringleader behind a plan to secure status for illegal aliens by setting up allegedly phony United States sponsors.

United States Attorney — Southern District of New York, Preet Bharara, based in Manhattan, said that those involved are thought to have racked up millions of dollars filing tens of thousands of fraudulent applications.

“As alleged, Earl David and his many cohorts corrupted the immigration process through a carefully orchestrated scheme that was stunning in its scope and audacity,” he stated in a press release.

The operation ran out of David’s Manhattan law office, the “David Firm,” between 1996 and 2009. David is further alleged to have continued to participate in the scheme after he was allegedly suspended from practising law in 2004.

David, who is currently being held for extradition to the United States, is facing charges of conspiracy to commit immigration fraud through the making of false statements, immigration fraud, conspiracy to commit wire and mail fraud and conspiracy to commit money laundering.

Emerald ash borer invades trees in Richmond Hill

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The Emerald ash borer, a pest expected to wipe out an entire species of trees, has spread to Richmond Hill and Thornhill, the latest study from York Region confirmed.

“There were several areas of Markham that were heavily infested,” said Ian Buchanan, manager of the natural heritage and forestry services department. Buchanan said the study, which concluded late last month, also confirmed signs that the insect has now spread to Richmond Hill.

“The Emerald ash borer will kill all ash trees,” he said. “That’s devastating. It will change the character of our communities. Eventually, the trees will dissappear.” The insect has spread rapidly across southwestern Ontario and parts of Michigan, from Windsor to Toronto. Councillors and regional staff place responsibility on the Canadian Food Inspection Agency, the federal bureau responsible for pest control. However, now that that the bug is rampant in York Region, the burden lies with municipalities and residents to pick up the pieces.

“It’s going to be devastating to our residents,” said Coun. Valerie Burke. “I can’t understand why the federal government hadn’t taken stricter measures. One less species [of trees] greatly reduces our biodiversity,” she added.

Buchanan said the region will now shift their focus from preventative measures to tree removal and educating the public. Currently, there are roughly 7,000 ash trees on York Region lands, which Buchanan estimates will cost $7 million to remove and replace as they become hazardous.

“It’s quite disappointing,” he said. “It will hit home in our communities and with our residents, and in everyone’s pocketbooks.”

Major road changes prompt renaming of Highway 7

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York Region’s major highway, which dissects Markham, Richmond Hill and Vaughan, is slated for a name change, which will reflect plans for a major reconstruction project.

“We’re considering a change because we are redesigning the roads,” said Steven Kemp, director of traffic management in York Region. Heavy development, such as new condominiums, will be erected along Highway 7 in the next few years, which was a key factor affecting the name change, Kemp said. “It will be very different than what it is today; we’re widening the road in each direction, and the new lanes will be used exclusively for Viva buses,” he said. Last month, York Region conducted a social media survey to get public feedback.

“It’s almost a 50-50 split,” Kemp said. “Some said we shouldn’t bother and that it is a waste of money, and the other half said we should change the name to reflect what we’re doing.”

It will cost the region $250,000 to replace the 180 signs along the highway. Popular names included Avenue 7 and York Avenue. Ultimately, the decision rests with regional council, slated for review in 2012.

Controversial church application goes to OMB

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After council denied its application for a zoning bylaw amendment to build a cantilevered church on Steeles Avenue, the Fung Loy Kok Institute will take their case to the Ontario Municipal Board (OMB).

“It’s really a compatibility issue,” said Coun. Valerie Burke.

At council, the decision was unanimous, as there were no objections, Burke said. Site plans had proposed a raised, two-storey building to accomodate parking.

“My client was very dissappointed council did not adopt the recommendations of their own staff,” said Adam Brown, counsel for the church. He also confirmed they have filed an appeal to the OMB.

Former mayor owes over $100K in legal fees

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Vaughan’s former mayor, Linda Jackson, whose term ran from 2006 to 2010, has been court-ordered to pay legal fees pertaining to an investigation into her campaign finances, despite the charges against her being thrown out.

“The total cost is about $113,000,” said City of Vaughan communications director Madeline Zito. Following the election campaign compliance audit, Jackson challenged the process the city had taken against her, Zito added. The court dismissed Jackson’s claims and ordered her to pay $78,000 for court costs immediately, leaving the ex-mayor to turn to the court of appeal, which also threw out her claims and ruled she pay an additional $35,000 in legal fees.

“It’s absolutely outrageous that the City of Vaughan would come after me at this point,” said Jackson. “It’s sour grapes … How much did the City of Vaughan spend on all the external legal advice that turned out to be wrong? A heck of a lot more than they’re forcing me to pay.”

Council has the power to turn around the court’s decision, but Jackson is skeptical. “You can lose everything to try and serve your community, and there’s something very wrong with that,” she added.